Sunday, May 3, 2009

Jokes

Hi,I just recieved these jokes in a forward, couldn't stop laughing,I thought of sharing it with you guys
hope you like it:-)


1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.

2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.

3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.


4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..

5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

7. 2 sardar s were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from
your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only
for 2 wheeler.

10. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

11. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.



12. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi
e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se
hoti hai.


13. How will you destroy a submarine full of
sardars ?
Simple. Just knock at the door and they will open it.

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6 comments:

nadia said...

LOL - nice jokes! Thanks for making me start my day with laughter :)

Behbood said...

lol...some of these i hadnt heard of before... :)

Yasmeen said...

Hilarious:)
thanks for your kind prayers for Nabeel.we do use cool mist humidifiers in peak winter when the heaters are in full use.
How are your little darlings doing?Summer vacation started yet?

mona said...

Ha Ha, The jokes were really good syeda :-)

Behbood said...

by the way..congrats!! you have completed 50 posts... that's half century for you :)

Kitchen Flavours said...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..........That is Syeda.....Good to see you back dear.....really nice jokes the one with is really superb!....Hope you had great time with mom and mil....